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They get lunch and Pete tells Leif he had sex and isn't sure how to feel about it: it was his first time using a condom and he feels like he sinned. Sensing Pete's tension, Leif rubs healing weed oil onto his forehead, getting him high. Pete meets Leif at his stand at the farmers market and apologizes for being late.
She kicks him out and he blurts, "I love you," as she closes the door in his face. Ali returns and is horrified to find Pete still in her apartment She tells him that just because they had sex does not mean they are in a relationship. Unable to conceal the damage, he waits for Ali to come home so he can explain. He places a hot casserole on Ali's glass coffee table, cracking it down the middle. After ignoring Ali's numerous hints to leave, he makes himself at home in her apartment.With Ali gone, Pete raids her pantry, makes himself a hangover breakfast and settles in to watch TV. As Ali gets ready for work, Pete sits down to pee without closing the door. He tries to kiss her good morning, which she expertly dodges. Written by: Judd Apatow and Pete HolmesDirected by: Ryan McFaul Pete wakes up in Ali's apartment. With his inhibitions lowered, Pete tells Ali she should take him home with her, and despite her initial pause, she agrees and they have sex. He returns to The Village Underground and joins Artie Lange and Dave Attell on stage.At the bar after the show, Pete runs into Ali who is pissed Pete robbed her of stage time when he was goofing off with Dave and Artie. As Pete parties, he becomes more carefree and even funnier. Still shaken by his conversation with Penn Jillette, he decides to drink.a lot. Pete has an existential conversation with Doug Benson which gives him the nerve to argue his way into The Hole where he finds the other comics. After sitting alone for a minute, Penn Jillette pulls up a chair, and discusses God and the universe with Pete, shaking him. The comedians agree Pete is too square to go to a place that raunchy, so they leave him behind. After Ali's set, Jason returns and barks at Pete to get back on his corner.After doing a set at The Boston, Pete goes to The Village Underground where he catches up with a group of comedians all preparing to go to The Hole - a risqué burlesque joint - for Dan Naturman's birthday. Although she's not "passed" at the club, Pete is intrigued and gives her a slot. She explains she's a comic and is looking for stage time so she can tape a set. A young woman, Ali Reissen, walks up to Pete outside The Boston and asks for a manager. When a satisfied customer gives Pete a tip, he and the other servers are forced to perform an embarrassing song and dance. Leif implores him to "pull his weight" in their relationship and help pay the bills.Pete mixes gummy bears into chocolate ice cream at his job at Cold Stone Creamery. He changes gears and searches for"boobs," then "big boobs." As Pete turns off "safe search" and gets comfortable, Leif opens the garage door, exposing Pete in action. Clearly at a low point, his state worsens when he opens his laptop to find a Facebook video celebrating his "friendship" with his now ex-wife, Jess. Written by: Pete Holmes & Judd ApatowDirected by: Ryan McFaulIn a dimly lit room, Pete sits in a beat up recliner, eating takeout Chinese food.
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